Buy Me Chickens and Tell Me You Don't Trust the Government Shirt

Romance isn’t dead—it just has feathers and a healthy dose of skepticism. If your love language is livestock and liberty, this shirt’s for you. Soft, breathable, and guaranteed to get a nod from fellow backyard rebels.

Perfect for feed runs, farmers markets, or building that chicken coop with a side of freedom.

Cluck the system. Love harder. 🐔💥