"Don't Make Me Poison Your Food" Glass Cutting Board

Add a darkly funny twist to your kitchen decor with our "Don't Make Me Poison Your Food" Glass Cutting Board! Perfect for the sassiest home chef in the house, this board combines sharp wit with everyday functionality. Whether you’re dicing onions or serving up side-eye, it’s sure to make your guests laugh (and think twice).

🍴 Bold and cheeky design for cooks with a wicked sense of humor
😈 Great for sarcastic souls, true crime fans, and culinary queens of sass
🧼 Hand wash only – not dishwasher safe
🎁 A hilarious gift for friends, foodies, or your favorite kitchen boss

Because love is patient, love is kind... but don’t test the chef.